A Potbelly in the Eye of the Beholder

By Anchor Writer

The political landscape in Machakos County has taken a peculiar turn, with Deputy Governor Francis Mwangangi trading sharp words—if not punches—over the circumference of Mavoko MP Patrick Makau’s midsection. The deputy governor’s remark about Makau’s “big stomach and small brain” has landed like an over-seasoned pot of ugali, sparking uproar, condemnation, and, of course, plenty of belly laughs.

First off, let’s address the elephant—or rather, the potbelly—in the room. In Kenyan culture, a protruding tummy can signify different things depending on who you ask. For some, it’s the epitome of indulgence, suggesting one too many chapatis and a little less jogging. For others, it’s a badge of honor—a mark of success, wealth, or even a genetic predisposition to appreciating nyama choma a bit too much.

Unfortunately for the Deputy Governor, his quip didn’t sit well with many, particularly Masinga Central MCA Joshua Mwonga. Ever the diplomat, Mwonga reminded Mwangangi that leadership isn’t about waistlines but lifelines. “Leadership requires respect and decorum,” he said, cleverly sidestepping any comment on the MP’s alleged brain-to-belly ratio.

But let’s be fair—politics has never been a space for shrinking violets. Kenyan politicians are known for their colorful insults and barbs, often resembling a roast session at a nyama choma joint. However, it seems this time, the Deputy Governor may have taken the humor a tad too far, leaving many questioning whether potshots at body sizes should be left to comedians, not county executives.

The real tragedy here isn’t the insult; it’s the missed opportunity. Imagine if Mwangangi had redirected his rhetorical flair toward tackling Machakos’ pressing issues: water scarcity, health services, or education. Instead, the people got a crash course in why personal attacks in politics are about as nourishing as a plate of air.

Meanwhile, residents of Mavoko like Mary Mutiso are left unimpressed. “This kind of behavior from a leader is shameful,” she lamented, no doubt echoing the sentiments of many who expect a little more gravitas and a little less gossip from their elected officials.

As calls for an apology grow louder, perhaps the Deputy Governor will realize that sometimes, a potbelly is just a potbelly, not a punchline. And in a county with so many challenges, there’s little room for stomach-sized debates. It’s high time leaders focused on growing solutions—not personal grievances.