Tag: Tongue in Cheek

  • Ngovi Beats Wavinya at Her Own Game

    By Anchor Writer Ex Chief of Staff Rescues his Thwake Resort in Daring Move In a classic case of the student outsmarting the master, Machakos Governor Wavinya Ndeti’s top advisor, Lawrence Ngovi, has served his boss a cold dish of strategy—Thwake style. Sources whisper that as the Governor’s close emissaries buzzed around a local bank…

  • Ngovi’s Curious Return Vs the High Cost of Loyalty

    By Anchor Correspondent In the intricate theatre of Machakos politics, few characters have perfected the art of the comeback, quite like Lawrence Ngovi. Officially, he is Governor Wavinya Ndeti’s Advisor on Public Engagement—a rather tame title for a man whose voice often echoes across public meetings  minutes before the Governor’s. To the seasoned Machakos crowd,…

  • Enter The Politics Of Potbellies and Waistlines

    Enter The Politics Of Potbellies and Waistlines

    A Potbelly in the Eye of the Beholder By Anchor Writer The political landscape in Machakos County has taken a peculiar turn, with Deputy Governor Francis Mwangangi trading sharp words—if not punches—over the circumference of Mavoko MP Patrick Makau’s midsection. The deputy governor’s remark about Makau’s “big stomach and small brain” has landed like an…